99 texting acronyms you should know

Texting, instant messaging and chat rooms use a strange, new language that’s filled with abbreviations and acronyms designed to quickly communicate and easily disguise a myriad of sex and drug terminology. It’s beyond the comprehension of most adults.

Some of the abbreviations and acronyms have been created so that kids can continue their conversation with friends while a parent is watching over their shoulder, confident the old folks are clueless. For example, if you saw your daughter sending the text message, “PAW GYPO & Ill GNOC later” would you know she just scheduled a time for a naked video camera session after you go to bed for the night? And what’s more frightening than not knowing when your 13-year old keyed LMIRL in a chat room, it meant “Let’s meet in real life?”

So here you go. Here’s the Rosetta Stone of texting/chatting/emailing. A comprehensive guide to acronyms, abbreviations, phrases and lingo to look for on your kid’s phone or computer. Some are outright disgusting and we hope you never see your kids use them. Others are harmless on their own but still important to know in context.

If you feel guilty taking a peek at your little darling’s computer and phone, remember one thing: You paid for them.

Warning: many of these terms are offensive

Texting Abbreviations, Acronyms and other lingo

8 = Oral sex
9 = Parent is watching
99 = Parent no longer watching
143 = I love you
182 = I hate you
459 = I love you
831 = I love you
1174 = Nude club
420 = Marijuana
4Q = F*** You
ADR = Address
AITR = Adult in the room
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
Banana = Penis
BJ = Blow job
BOB = Battery operated boyfriend
CBF = Can’t be f***ed
CBJ = Covered blow job
CD9 or Code 9 = Parents are around
CYT = See you tomorrow
DURS = Damn you’re sexy
DUM = Do you masturbate?
DUSL = Do you scream loud?
F2F = Face to face
FAH = F**king A hot
FB = F*** buddy
FBI = Female Body Inspector
FILF = Father I’d like to F***
FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMUTA = F*** Me Up The A**
FO = F*** Off
FOL = Fond of leather
FWB = Friends with benefits
GAP = Got a pic?
GNOC = Get naked On cam
GYPO = Get your pants off
H4Y = Hot for you
I%I = Intercourse and inebriation
F/IB = In the front or in the back
IIT = Is it tight?
ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance
IMEZRU = I am easy, are you?
IWSN = I want sex now
ILU = I love you
IPN = I’m posting naked
ITS = Intense text sex
JAFO = Just another f***ing onlooker
J/O = Jerking off
JEOMK = Just ejaculated on my keyboard
KFY or K4Y = Kiss for you
Kitty = Vagina
KPC = Keeping parents clueless
KWSTA = Kiss with serious tongue action
LB?W/C = Like bondage? Whips or chains
LF = Let’s f***
LHOS = Let’s have online sex
LHSO = Let’s have sex online
LKITR = Little kid in the room
LMIRL = Let’s meet in real life
LY* or LU* = Anything beginning with these are forms of I love you
M4C = Meet for coffee
MorF = Male or female
MOOS = Member of the opposite sex
MOFO = Mother f***er
MOS = Mom over shoulder
MILF = Mother I’d like to f***
MIRL = Meet in real life
MOS = Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB = My personal f*** buddy
MSNUW = Miniskirt no underwear
MA = mature audience
NIFOC = Nude in front of the computer
NSFW = Not safe for work
OLL = Online love
P911 = Parent alert
PAL = Parents are listening
PAW = Parents are watching
PIR = Parent in room
PBB = Parent behind back
PLOS = Parents looking over shoulder
POM = Parent over my shoulder
POS = Parent over shoulder or piece Of sh**
PRW = Parents are watching
PRON = Porn
Q2C = Quick To cum
RU/18 = Are you over 18?
RUH = Are you horny?
RYO = Roll your own
S2R = Send to receive (photo)
SorG = Straight or gay
STM = Spank the monkey
TAW = Teachers are watching
TDTM = Talk dirty to me
TTA = Tap that ass
WYFM = Would you f*** me?
WYCM = Will you call me?
WYRN = What’s your real name?
WUF = Where you from?
XTC = Ecstasy

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